The Ten Twisted MLM Commandments (a satire)
Written by Personal Use Recruiter
The ten commandments of multi-level marketing, presented as a satire.
1. I am the Company Founder, your leader, who brought you INTO the land of MLM, the House of Bondage. You shall have no other founders besides ME.
2. Thou shalt not make a graven image of ME unless it is fully airbrushed
3. Thou shalt not swear falsely in the name of the Founder, for the Legal Department may or may not clear one who swears falsely by MY name
4. Observe the Unit Meeting Day and keep it holy, as the Founder has commanded you. Six days shall you labor in the field to do all of your warm chatting and recruiting work, and on the seventh you shall gather with your team. Remember you were once a slave to your J.O.B. and your Founder freed you from there with the mighty outstretched arm of your Recruiter: therefore the Founder has commanded you to observe the Unit Meeting Day.
5. Honor your Recruiter and your Director, as the Founder has commanded you, that you may long endure, and that you may fare well in the Area that your Founder is assigning to you.
6. Thou shall not murder your unit’s negative nelly
7. Thou shall not commit adultery by joining another MLM
8. Thou shall not steal clients or recruits
9. Thou shall not bear false witness against another Sales Director
10. Thou shall not covet your neighbor’s other MLM, their commission structure, their car prize, their uniform, their products, or anything that is your neighbor’s MLM
The person in the #10 spot for "personal + team" had a mere $1200 in combined orders! That's pitiful!
I think it is very telling that Jamie does not let her consultants see the totals for the directors!!!
I saw that series! Kirsten Dunst played the lead and the show was loosely based on Amway.
Excellent eye opener!
There was a TV series on MLMs 5 years ago, I caught it, and it was frighteningly realistic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Becoming_a_God_in_Central_Florida Again,…