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Gaakkk! My first thought was, Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
Here,’s the latest in Mary Kay equipment, to prowl crowded shopping malls – FAST – trolling for recruits.
It needs a trailer hitch for the inventory wagon.
A trailer hitch for the inventory wagon…..hahhahhahhhahhahha!
For when you’re still out warm-stalking at 85..
Oh that is HYSTERICAL! Scenerio:
*Beep, beep… kindly get out of my way… I see a ‘sharp woman’ over in the Bingo parlor at the Old Age Home…*
Bwahahahaha!!!!!!
A mobile dildo?
… with no idea of scale, that’s the first thought I had.
LAZY! I just about splorfed a perfectly decent vodka martini all over the computer screen. You’re my kind of gal!
hahahaha to you both! Hey save some of that martini for me! Lol ,
Ouch!! Think those handlebars might be a little painful!
Hilarious – I thought the same thing! Great defogged pink minds DO think alike! 😉
The newest “free car” offer for IBCs! It will only cost you $100,000.00 + all available credit, every friendship you’ve ever had, and your dignity…! But it’s worth it, because it’s free, right? And gosh darn it, it’s so dang cute! You know you want to earn the right to use this beauty of a vehicle! Come on down, ladies. You, too, will be the envy of the neighborhood!
Well, that brings a whole new meaning to HELL ON WHEELS!
ok I have to admit it…minus the MK thing it is kind or cute. I dont think I would use it, but I could imagine a bunch of older women loving the bright color. At least its more interesting then the drab gray and black ones.
Words fail me. :-O
“And when you start your business at “profit level”, you win this trophy on wheels…”
If I saw this thing coming, I’d run like hell.
According to the photo, it’s a Segway.
Wrong!
A Segway only has two wheels.
Figures that the MK version would be a fakity fake, just like the MK version of everything else.
HOP ON!
Mary Kay will take you for the ride of your life!
1. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.