Caption This Mary Kay Photo
We haven’t done this in a while, but I found a photo that merited some ridicule, so here we go! In this picture we have MLM hopper Vincent Ortega Jr., who apparently has the microphone at a Mary Kay event which included his mother, Gillian Ortega (toward the bottom right of the photo). Leave your caption for this photo in the comments below.
In case you haven’t followed Vinnie’s story, last year he was involved with Internet Lifestyle Network. He “co-founded” this company and it was supposed to be the greatest money-maker ever. Of course, it was just a run-of-the-mill pyramid scheme. This year, Ortega is no longer involved with ILN, and is instead pushing Vemma (typical MLM magic potion) and has something called Supercharged Network. Supercharged Network appears to be an opportunity to pay money to have someone else tell you how to make money by recruiting for MLMs. Prior to that, Ortega called himself an “internet marketing coach” and if anyone has any information on what MLMs he found failure with during that time, please reply in the comments below. Bottom line: The Ortegas are scum who push MLM scams on unsuspecting consumers.
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And the award for the Slimiest Group Selfie goes to…
So, maybe it’s just me, but I always thought it was pretty cheesy and weird to have to wear a gold or whatever material pin of the name of your NSD lol. The first time I saw someone with their little pin on their director’s suit was at a weekly meeting, and I kinda did a double take. I thought to myself, ummmm ok……. I don’t know if these pins are something everybody gets, or just if their unit reached certain ordering amounts? I never got one thank goodness! lol!
LOOK! A room full of idiots being led by me! The KING of Idiots!
OR
Every single person in this room has swindled people out of their money! I’m the biggest swindler of all so they gave me the microphone! YAY ME!
The sight of VOJ makes me vomit in my mouth a little! Total creep.
“So this is what it feels like to be a star with many adoring female fans! I really made it! bwhahaha”
BOOM!
Pencil-line moustache
Goatee on pointed chin
Horn-spiked hair
Red clothes
How does anyone not see the symbolism?
The only thing missing is the spiked tail. Probably because the photo doesn’t go far enough down for that.
“Bam! I’m living the good life. I got myself on a plane and flew to (*Flint*). Just think, if you follow my plan, you too can max out your Facebook friends, jump from mlm to mlm, and take selfies with strangers and your mom. POW!”
All these women want me living in THEIR basement!
A basement is a suitable place for a guy with horns, goatee, and red clothes. A very deep basement.
“Hey Fam, I dare you to find a Bump-It bigger than my Mom’s. BOOM!”
OMG!! YES, pinkhead! …Flo called. She wants her Bump-It back. And NO! She is not interested in the MK Opportunity.
Theres plenty of room at the hotel california… Such a lovely place……Such a lovely place
you can check out anytime but you cannot leave–
The Eagles – Hotel California
Look at MEEEEEE!!! I’m crazy! And for a nominal fee, you can be crazy too!
It’s like the poor people who go to Atlantic City and gamble all of their money and the Salvation Army has to step in and buy them a bus ticket home.
(Not a caption, just an observation)